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all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot

(Source: sadfriends, via matykiller)

stacysdad:

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

(Source: mulderplease, via hugs-are-lovely)

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady, via miserytorecovery)

I’m the type of girlfriend that when I see you at your worst I’ll fall in love with you even more.

(Source: russianbaae, via gheythere)

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via moolila)

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

(via m0rbid-soul)

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

(via m0rbid-soul)